Hanes Introduces New No-Way Panties

The Onion has a new female editor and she’s carrying on the fine tradition of spoofing nearly everything. This week, in the short news section is the teaser “Hanes Introduces New No-Way Panties”. No need to overanalyze this comedy bit, but Knickers loves the shiny high cut leg with rivet details not to mention the sturdy chastity chain. It reminds us of a more pragmatic version of the State of Undress Chastity Knickers featured in our bridal guide.