Bargains Roundup: U.S. Edition, Continued

Like how we promised you a U.K. edition this week and totally didn’t deliver? Thought you might appreciate that. Especially as we’ve decided on a U.S. extravaganza instead. It’s not because we’re the red silk teddied messengers of Satan, it’s because the U.S. of A. is having the sales right now. Really, there’s nothing we can do.

I Don’t Know What That Word Means Either

Rumor has it that select items are 70 percent off at the ever-glamorous and ever-unnavigable Yoox. We couldn’t find this sale. Anywhere. If you’re more web savvy or have time to fumble aimlessly, please let us know what you find. In the meantime, here’s something we could find: a lovely Calvin Klein balconette bra with rose detailing for $30. Painstaking searches didn’t even reveal if they ship outside the U.S. Proceed with caution.

Like You Need an Excuse

Faire Frou Frou is having a 50 to 75 percent off sale. The coveted Vagin lust-lacing cut-out thong is on sale for $88. Ships to U.S., Canada and Mexico.

Sample Salers Who Live in New York

Manhattanites can make an appointment with Bra Tenders to inspect its selection of Aubade, Huit, and Chantelle. Save 10 to 50 percent through September 15. Call (212) 643-4810 for an appointment.